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yuan-tian: And then I cried forever. TOO SOON

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:32:51 -0400

And then I cried forever.

TOO SOON

owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:18:13 -0400

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

I’ve used fortnight in the context of History class and stuff

Getting REALLY sick of all the fake Yahoo tweets.

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:15:27 -0400

lokicolouredglasses:

Go look for yourselves. Never have they ever said anything about Tumblr, other than that they have acquired it.

You can stop reblogging that shit now.

I hate my friends

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:31:43 -0400

edfieldsforever:

iwillmindfuckyou:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.

Cry

your friends are keepers

WATCH OUT IPHONES

5-nin-de-arashi: abyarashi: treasurewisesilliness: princesstam...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:31:03 -0400

5-nin-de-arashi:

abyarashi:

treasurewisesilliness:

princesstamii:

s-nn-mero:

Japan > Everywhere else

OMG! *m*

This is Japan in a nutshell. Forget all the crazy stuff with the weird tv programs and the cosplaying—that’s just the outer shell that gets attention because it’s unusual. This, this is the beauty of the country. I’ve had little grandmothers chase me down because I dropped my shinkansen tickets. In amusement parks, the attendants do their upmost to get lost items (usually cardigans or kids’ shoes) back to the owners—before the owners even realize they’d lost said item(s). I’ve had complete strangers not only give my thorough directions but have offered to drive me to the place I needed to go.

It is so, so, so hard to go back to the States after you get the J-treatment. I mean, Japan has its downside (“What is this madness you call pizza???”), but the general attitudes of everyone—even the so-called hardcore yankees (two of whom who, on a blazing summer day, helped me find one of my schools when I was heinously lost in the labyrinth that is the neighborhood in which said school is located)—is the epitome of the mindset that I wish everyone would adopt. Because yelling at people gets you nowhere. And being able to empathize with people kinda helps make this country a really nice place to live in.

Reblogging again for THIS ↑↑↑↑

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE POST I’VE SEEN ON TUMBLR

aradiamegidoo: i think ur singing them wrong

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:30:53 -0400

aradiamegidoo:

i think ur singing them wrong

askbutterscotch: i could see that. i would watch that.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:11:05 -0400

askbutterscotch:

i could see that.

i would watch that.

spirit-w0rld: THIS IS THE BEST ONE

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:10:11 -0400

spirit-w0rld:

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking, I don’t know how to live my...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:09:56 -0400

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking, I don’t know how to live my life anymore.

teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:08:04 -0400

teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad

flomation: I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:07:55 -0400

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

guardianofpromise: It caught my attention while going through...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:07:42 -0400

North - appears to keep his fingernails clipped

Jack Frost has really brittle fingernails (ew)

Jack's again. I'm actually cringing those look really bad

Toothiana has such nice nails!

Sandman's just a big ball of cute - even his hands are cute

Bunnymund - they really didn't pay much attention to texture while animating. My opinion, anyways

Pitch has that same sort of nails as Jack, but his aren't as worse

Pitch again purely because of the colouring

guardianofpromise:

It caught my attention while going through some screenshots just how bad Jack’s fingernails were. This lead to me wondering if the other’s happened to be different, and surely they were! It will never cease to amaze me how much detail was put into this beautiful movie.

Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:07:32 -0400

Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava

She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano

She has been kidnapped to space

And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.

You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?

Bitch, please.

Peach will wreck you.

lesbianathogwarts: asianpredator: domodisciple: asianpredator: itsdeepforhappypeople: strangehar...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:05:57 -0400

lesbianathogwarts:

asianpredator:

domodisciple:

asianpredator:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

strangeharpy:

edgebug:

sprightlyvigilante:

the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets

i want to read this novel

I want to write this novel.

I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.

I want to produce the movie

I’m directing the porn parody

I’m buying the porn parody

tiduspoo: The power of the guardian. Kindness to aid friends. A...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:05:00 -0400

tiduspoo:

The power of the guardian.

Kindness to aid friends.

A shield to repel all.

Is this the power you seek?

stfuconservatives: aknightlight: jackpowerx: acornfarm: defil...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:11:52 -0400

stfuconservatives:

aknightlight:

jackpowerx:

acornfarm:

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE

FUCKING NAILED IT

A+ commentary!

THANK YOU

I had seen the original making the rounds. Glad to see it got a proper rebuttal.

????? Um…No?

This commentary makes me kind of mad. The first picture was making a valid point. I think you completely and utterly missed the point of the first picture.

People on Tumblr are all about equality no matter your race, gender, sexual orientation, whatever and then when someone makes a valid picture that depicts that exact idea, it’s torn down. Unless I’m mistaken? If I am, please correct me.

lunaexclamationpoint: icerosephoenix: lunaexclamationpoint: icerosephoenix: But let’s be honest,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:01:47 -0400

lunaexclamationpoint:

icerosephoenix:

lunaexclamationpoint:

icerosephoenix:

But let’s be honest, you live on a hot desert planet why would you ever take your coffee hot srsly

I live in Texas and I drink my coffee hot? Gotta problem?

You don’t live in Trigun world where there is no air conditioning and little water

JUST BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN TEXAS DOESN’T MEAN THAT YOU’RE A DESERT GAL, LUNA

MAYBE BUT IT’S HOT

THE AC BROKE TWICE AT MY DAD’S AND ONCE AT MY MOM’S ONE SUMMERCUZ IT WAS 107 F LIKE EVERY DAY

I guess it does get cold in the dessert at night and they were having coffee at night so I suppose that’s acceptable Idk where they got coffee beans but okay

HOT ISN’T IT

I LIED IT’S ACTUALLY COLD

eatingnulooo: authoritydangerheartkilljoy: nobodoysaiditwaseasy...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:50:38 -0400

eatingnulooo:

authoritydangerheartkilljoy:

nobodoysaiditwaseasy:

Pug’s are legends

Why can’t I go any stairs that flawlessly and fabulously?

Genuinely hurts.

rainingxxanime: icerosephoenix: OH MY GOD IS WOLFWOOD CRYING OMG MILLY AND WOLFWOOD I ALWAYS KNEW...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:47:17 -0400

rainingxxanime:

icerosephoenix:

OH MY GOD IS WOLFWOOD CRYING

OMG MILLY AND WOLFWOOD I ALWAYS KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

MY OTP HAS BECOME CANON

….

wait did they just sleep together

By “would you eat sandwiches with me” did he really mean “would you have sex with me”?????????

Idk what this ship is called, but I guess I’ll call it Sandwiches

OMG

PERFECT OTP NAME :D

YES THANK YOU I’M VERY PROUD OF IT

I’m really mad about the whole thing tho like seriously they were my OTP way over Meryl and Vash

talesoflloydirving replied to your post: talesoflloydirving replied to your post: … IT...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:46:18 -0400

talesoflloydirving replied to your post: talesoflloydirving replied to your post: …

IT EXISTS IN ANOTHER REALM AND I CHANGED THE PASSWORD AND I FORGOTTED IT IM GOING TO CREY THIS IS A MISTAKE ;u;

Sweetie, isn’t there a forgot password button or something?