When Luke and Asch meet for the first time:
Asch: Hey, I just met you.
Luke: Oh h-
Asch: And this is crazy.
Luke: I kn-
Asch: But you're not even a real person you're just a replica of me that was created when our teacher kidnapped me and tried making a double of me for whatever perverted reason and you're a dreck and why don't you argue with me and I am so much better than you and I have to always clean up your mess what the hell man
Luke:
Asch: So call me maybe.