thepageofhopes:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

skitsskat:

youngheartoldmind:

white people

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????

IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP

The actual commercial for the doorstop one is pretty witty. Originally it shows a knife cutting it then it compares cutting with a dull knife to cutting with a doorstop.

(Source: bitchface-loves-you)

restlesslyaspiring:

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

Oh my god I didn’t know that was what they were imitating

NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS

(Source: slendrman)

heaven-if-there-is-one:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

r-i-v-e-r-s-of-r-e-b-e-l-l-i-o-n:

I’m kind of caught in this endless dilemma between dancing, singing and genocide 

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there has never been a better time to use this gif

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

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who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME

sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

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(Source: soclest)

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

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who the fuck changed ‘fuckers’ to ‘meaners’

bebroom:

THIS SI SSOOO FUNNY I KNOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE ARTISTIC BUT OH MY GO D LOOK AT HER SENSUAL FACEAND THE FLAMINGO IS JUST LIKST “OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON”

(Source: take-me-far-away-from-here)