a-pariah:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

nvm

found her

(Source: booasaur)

superblys:

windona:

ahotmessfangirl:

bananasliketoparty:

mikkelsened:

lavakitties:

partygrandpa:

3d-dragon:

growpoisonflowerswithme:

nevver:

Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)

Yeah, it’s weird to be raised like that in South Carolina.

As some one who lives in NJ this is pretty legit, we even curse at each other for cursing so much.

motherfuck yeah, ohio!

California is definitely most likely to curse but are you kidding me? Californians are rude as fucking hell. UTAH is so polite and they don’t curse very much and are complete courteous of those around them. I’ve lived in both places for a long time. I know. I’ve seen.

Oh Illinois

Fuck yeah New Jersey we swear like sailors but also according to the map we’re also very courteous.

Funny thing is today in my history class my teacher said that New Jersey is the #1 state for swearing.

As another New Jerseyan, I’d just like to chime in and say it’s true. COMPLETELY TRUE. We’re a bunch of swearing, cursing asshats. 

Cursing is a New Jersian way of showing emphasis and friendship.

But we’re also fucking dapper, SO DON’T BE A FUCKFACE.

sevenplusfour:

ladykatniss:

#essays?? #future??? #joobs???? #oh muuummmm

commodore-amiga:

the-page-0f-space:

I fucking love you, BBC.

Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?

swrd-play:

After every anime opening

(Source: daddyfuckedme)

ussawesome:

picard is tied in second in a poll for which captain has the best hair

idk about you but star trek fans are the actual fucking funniest fuckers

blue-eyes-lavender-skies:

lord-butttouch:

Oh my god

so casually placed

(Source: l1ar)

Star Trek (2009) Gag Reel

(Source: charleslees)