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Why yes I do bachelorette parties
LUNA
LUNA LUNA LUNA LUNA
MOLLY
MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY
You need to get married now Molly so we can have a bachelorette party even though we can’t legally drink yet. Though if we did drink luckily there would already be an officer there to “arrest” us what a coincidence
YEA THAT’LL GO OVER REALLY WELL WITH LUKE
“Hey, uh, hunny can we get married.”
“…why?”
“Uuhhh you know so I can have a bachelorette party with Officer Dick Grayson as the stripper.”
fucking powerful. and unfortunately true
Tall people are assholes.
Tall people are assholes.
I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of.
Tall people are assholes.
Yeah tall people are assholes.
Uhm, we definately aren’t assholes. I hate tall people prejudice. -___-
tall people are assholes
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Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS.
settle down there Thor
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i bet its a book
It might be an iPad
computer mouse
What are you guys talking about, it’s a huge spoon.
I think it’s a cat guys….
PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPYYYYYY
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